PG, 89 min.
Director/Writer: Robert Rodriguez
Starring: Rowan Blanchard, Mason Cook, Jessica Alba, Jeremy Piven, Joel McHale, Alexa Vega, Daryl Sabara, Danny Trejo, Ricky Gervais
So, here’s a movie I never thought I’d see again after the misery I experienced from it in theaters. However, you never know what curves life is going to throw at you. Last night, I was given a choice. Take my niece to see the new One Direction movie, or stay home with my youngest son and watch “Spy Kids 4”. Despite the fact that I really think I would’ve enjoyed sitting in a theater with hundreds of pre-pubescent girls screaming whenever one of those little whining jerks winked at the camera, my wife felt our niece would rather go with her aunt. Whew! Dodged that bullet.
So, I threw this movie on for my boy, grabbed my laptop and went surfing for 89 minutes.