PG-13, 89 min.
Director: Luis Llosa
Writers: Hans Bauer, Jim
Cash, Jack Epps Jr.
Starring: Jennifer Lopez,
Ice Cube, Jon Voight, Eric Stoltz, Jonathan Hyde, Owen Wilson, Kari Wuhrer,
Vincent Castellanos, Danny Trejo
For a moment, I actually
considered giving this a half star more for the guilty pleasure factor of the
film. But, like the ridiculously successful SyFy flick “Sharknado”, bad just
doesn’t make it good.
One difference between this
movie and that one is that they aren’t trying to make a bad movie here. With
the talent involved, that really is too bad, because this cast could actually
pull off the camp that “Sharknado” is trying for, if they were trying to be
campy. Instead, they are trying to make another “Jurassic Park” but don’t have
the talent behind the camera to pull that off. I don’t know who this Luis Llosa
is, but Steven Spielberg he is not.
I don’t really need to do a
synopsis here. Just know that a bunch of people are on a boat in the Amazon for
some reason and they are being hunted by a giant snake. Some of the people are
bad, some are good. It is interesting to see a then unknown Owen Wilson playing
some standard horror movie fodder role. He puts none of his Owen Wilson spin on
his delivery and just does his job, which is also too bad.
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