Penny Thoughts ‘13—The Man With the Iron Fists (2012) *

UR, extended cut 107 min.

Director: RZA

Writers: RZA, Eli Roth

Starring: RZA, Russell Crowe, Rick Yune, Lucy Liu, Dave Bautista, Jamie Chung, Byron Mann, Chung Le, Daniel Wu, Zhu Zhu, Gordon Liu, Kuan Tai Chen, Xue Jing Yao, Telly Liu, MC Jin, Grace Huang, Andrew Li, Pam Grier

“I’m bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good.”

           

—lyrics from the song “The Baddest Man Alive” by RZA and The Black Keys from “The Man With the Iron Fists”.

Simply put: This movie isn’t just bad meaning bad; it’s bad meaning God awful.

Why don’t you just get with the Wu Tang Clan and make another album, RZA? Please.